Blogs I follow:

    teencry:

    i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

    (via tittering-rabbit-blog)

    habituallydestructive:

    *laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

    (via fake-mermaid)

    itscherryamber:

    amurrrka:

    peace-love-sex-music:

    STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

    VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

    PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

    THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

    WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

    HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

    WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

    Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

    (via tittering-rabbit-blog)

    meladoodle:

    *tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

    (via tittering-rabbit-blog)

    jackblogguy:

    lameborghini:

    “did u dye ur hair red” ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

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    (via tittering-rabbit-blog)

    itis-notokay:

    people are kinda stupid i mean if you actually think about the definition of rape how can anyone be ‘asking’ for it it is UNWANTED sexual contact UNWANTED that is the definition so like what hole of stupidity did society crawl out of in which they think someone is going to ask for something THEY DON’T WANT tell me again how she wanted it through her skirt tell me again how his level of intoxication was asking for it tell me again what rape is

    (via tittering-rabbit-blog)

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    d0nn0:

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    fartgallery:

    my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

    reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

    what does that have to do with anything??

    it was cool

    (via santa)

    hotelmario:

    bobshit:

    what are snails even trying to do

    their best

    (via santa)

    lordoftheswag:

    “food’s ready come downst-”

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    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    foxnewsofficial:

    i need medical attention but more importantly just attention 

    (via pizza)